灵鹊做题网找一个初二能演的英语短剧剧本,越搞笑越好
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找一个初二能演的英语短剧剧本,越搞笑越好
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道具：小床、门）
Mum: Tom get up !
Tom Yes ,mummy. Good moring,mummy.
Mum: Good moring,Tom.
Mum: Breakfast is reday.
Tom: I\'m coming. Wow, eggs ! I like eggs.
Mum: Now, Tom. Wash your face.
Tom: Yes, I will.
Mum: Brush your teeth.
Tom: All right.
Tom: Moring, Daddy.
Dad: Moring, dear.
Tom: I\'m hungry.
Mum: Have an egg, please.
Tom: Thanks, mummy.
I want some milk.
Mum: Here you are.
Tom: I\'m full.
Mum: Time to go to school.
Tom: Where is my school bag?
Mum: Here it is.
Are you ready?
Tom: Yes. Goodbye, mummy. Goodbye ,daddy.
Mum&Dad: Goodbye, Tom.
（上学路上,一段跳舞的动作,配乐）
Tom: Hello WiWi.
WiWi: Hello Tom.
Tom: Are you going to school?
WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.
Jane: Hello Tom ,hello WiWi.
Tom &WiWi: Hello Jane.
Jane : Are you going to school?
Tom &WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.
（上课,铃声响,一段跳舞和做游戏,配乐）
Mr Xu: Now class begins.
Pupils: Stand up!
Mr Xu: Hello, boys and girls.
Pupils: Hello Mr Xu.
Mr Xu : Sit down, please.
Are you all here?
Monitors: No.
Mr Xu: Let\'s count.
Pupils: One , two, three, four...ten
（咚咚咚）
May: May I come in?
Mr Xu: Come in, please.
May: Sorry, I\'m late.
Mr Xu: That\'s all right.
Don\'t be late again
Mr Xu: Let\'s play.
Show me one.
Pupils : (Show a ginger.)
Mr Xu: Clap two.
Pupils: (clap their hands).
Mr Xu : Today we will learn some songs. Who can try?
Puple : I can .
Mr Xu : Please.
(Happy new year!
Eyes and ears.
Trian is coming.
Fish where are you)
（看一下手表）Class is over. Goodbye boys and girls.
Pupils: Goodbye .
人物：Mummy, Daddy, Tom, Mr Xu, May
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料,小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞）,跳完后,非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门,看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me!（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty!
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他,开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹,第一段孩子随节奏起舞,第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话,爸爸停止弹琴.)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理,转头看报,孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please!
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴,下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖,边吃边回家,小贩下场,孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口,发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸,朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
回复:英语短剧剧本! -|king发表评论于2005-10-29 23:35:50
旁白：Good morning everyone. Now, I will tell you a story about Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare. In a very big forest, there lives many different kinds of animals, like monkeys, chicks, a Hare and an honest Tortoise. Miss Hare is very proud of her long legs and she looks down upon Mr. Tortoise. Today, near the river, an interesting thing is happening.
兔子：Hi! Mr. Tortoise. What are you doing?
乌龟：Hi! Miss Hare. I am walking.
兔子：Why do not you put four wheels on your feet? You will run much faster than now.
乌龟：No, I would run with my feet step by step. I’m sure I can win. I could be the winner.
兔子：Can what? Can run? Just like now? Ah, Ah, Ah, You are too slow. I can even walk faster than you run.
乌龟：Miss Hare, You are too proud. We should have a race. I believe I can run faster than you. That means I can win the match.
兔子：What? What? A race? With you? You can win? OK. OK. Look at the tall tree. Let me see who can get there first.
乌龟：OK !
兔子：Who will be the winner? Of course, It is me.
旁白：Many animals hear about the message that Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare will have a race. They all come to the place near the river.
猴子: Mr. Tortoise, Are you ill? You must know your legs are much shorter than Miss Hare’s. That is to say you would fail the race.
乌龟: Don’t worry. I will try my best. I believe myself.
小鸡: Oh, My God! Do not join the race, and you will not be the winner,
乌龟: You are my good friends. Please believe in me. I can win the race .
猴子: Ready? Go!
旁白： Miss Hare runs very fast, but Mr. Tortoise runs very slowly. A moment later, Miss Hare arrives at a small tree.
兔子: Where is Mr. Tortoise? I can not see him. Oh, he is much far behind me. I think he will arrive here at least in the afternoon, Let me have a good rest.
旁白： Miss Hare wants to have a rest, but after a moment, he feels a little sleepy.
乌龟: How tired, but I can not give up. I must insist. I can arrive at the tall tree.
兔子: Oh, It is Miss Hare. He is sleeping now. I must run faster at his sleeping time.
旁白: Miss Hare is sleeping, while Mr. Tortoise is running much faster now. Now Mr. Tortoise arrives near the tree.
猴子和小鸡: Mr. Tortoise, Come on, Come on. You could be the winner!
兔子: Who is making the noise? Ah? Mr. Tortoise? He will win? Oh, no. Let me catch up with him.
Oh, It is too late, he is the winner, I fail the race. But I do not know why? Do you know?<
Rabbits And A Wolf
Mother Rabbit:I’m Mother Rabbit.I have four children.Red Eyes,Long Ears,Short Tail,Small Mouth
Red Eyes:Hello! I’m Red Eyes.Glad to see you.
Long Ears:Hi!How do you do?Nice to see you.My name is Long Ears.
Short Tail:Hello,boys and girls! I’m Short Tail.
Small Mouth:Hi! I’m Small Mouth.Merry Christmas!
Mother Rabbit:Children,I’ll going out .What do you want?
All:Carrots!Carrots !Carrots!
Mother Rabbit:Goodbye ,children.
Long Ears: Red Eyes,close the door.
Red Eyes:OK
Red Eyes:Oh,the room is so dirty.Let’s clean it.
All:All right.
Red Eyes:Short Tail,you clean the windows.
Long Ears,you sweep the floor.
Small Mouth,clean the sofa.
I’ll wash clothes.
Short Tail:The room is so clean.
Red Eyes:Let’s play a game.
All:Great!
Long Ears:I’m a big bad wolf.
Other Rabbits: Help!Help!
Long Ears:I’m tired.
Small Mouth:Let’s dance.
All:Good Idea!
Mother Rabbit:Little Rabbits,open the door.Mummy is coming back.
ALL:Oh,mother is back .Let’s open the door.
Wolf:Haa,I know their secret.
Mother Rabbit:Good evening.Are you hungry?
ALL:Yes,We are hungry.
Mother Rabbit:Let’s have supper.
Mother Rabbit:I’m going out to pick some mushrooms.Don’ t open the door for the strangers.
All:OK
Wolf:Little Rabbits,open the door.Mother is coming back.
Red Eyes and Short Tailer:Mother is coming back.Let’s open the door..
Long Ears:No,it’s not our mother.That isn’t like Mother’s voice.
Red Eyes:Let me see.It’s not really.
Wolf:I’m your mother.Open the door in a hurry.
Long Ears:All right.You must show your tail from the door.
Wolf:OK.
Mother Rabbit:You Big Bad Wolf!
Wolf:Oh.My God! My tail hurts.
Mother Rabbit: Little rabbits open the door.Mummy is coming back.
All:Oh,it’s mummy.Let’s open the door.
Mummy,we bit the wolf away.
Mother Rabbit:Oh,my clever children.
Daughter of the Sea
Scene 1 Sea Palace
Grandma: Finally, you’re back! How’s the shopping on the ground?
Little Mermaid: Well, the supermarket is really fantastic! Let’s see what I’ve got… This is the fried fish, and this is the spicy hamburger from McDonald, and here, (holding the tape-recorder) WOW! Hi-tech product!
Grandma: Cool, and we won’t worry about our dinner today. What’s more, did you see anything unusual there?
Little Mermaid: Sure! The storm came and a ship was nearly destroyed!
Grandma: Well, that’s commonplace. Go and swim with your sisters now!
Little Mermaid: Thanks, grandma.
Scene 2 Seashore
(Narrate: Little mermaid doesn’t tell Grandma more about the ship. She also saw the people who drowned in the sea. Among them there was a handsome young man with big blue eyes and curl hair. Little Mermaid soon fell in love with him, and saved him by sending him to the seashore)
Little Mermaid (dragging the prince): He’s sure heavy! (Throwing the prince onto the shore)
(A woman comes along, and Little Mermaid hides herself behind a board, which reads” You can’t see me”. The prince wakes up)
Woman: Oh! You’re alive!
Prince: Sure am I! You saved me?
Woman: Come on, this way!
(Prince goes away, and Little Mermaid puts the board down, sits still, sadly)
(Duck Ugly passes by)
Duck Ugly: Badibadidibadidibadididido…(knocks into Little Mermaid) Oh! Sorry.
Little Mermaid: Why are you so happy, Duck Ugly?
Duck Ugly: Because I’m going to the clinic of the Sea Wizard! He’s gonna turn me into a beautiful goose!
Little Mermaid: That’s wonderful! How can I contact him?
Duck Ugly: You may call 5643456 at any time of the day. Also you can visit his private website, and the IP address is www.wizard.com.
Scene 3 At the Wizard’s
Little Mermaid: Excuse me, but is this Sea Wizard’s house?
(No one answered)
(Little Mermaid comes in, only to find that there is a monk saying something rapidly in a low voice, with his right hand holding a bunch of prayer beads)
Little Mermaid: Sir! What are you doing?
(Music on. Backstreet’s “I want it that way”, the monk dances to the music)
Monk: Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha! I am the wizard of the sea. What do you want, darling?
Little Mermaid: You! Why, I’ve never seen you before!
Monk: That’s true. I’m an exchange wizard from China. Anything wrong with you, girl?
Little Mermaid: Yeah. I’d like to turn my tail into legs, and can you give me a hand with it?
Monk: That’s easy. (Takes out a broad saber)
(Light off, and a sharp voice can be heard)
Monk: All right! You have them now!
Little Mermaid: Thank you, sir! (Leaving)
Monk: One more thing. From now on, you owe me something! God bless you, I just can’t remember what it is according to the writer. Well, go as you wish. Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha!
Scene 4 In the Prince’s House
(Narrate: Little Mermaid successfully gets into the prince’s house because of her beauty, and soon the prince regards her as his best friend. But the prince is ordered to marry another woman at once in order to be the king of this country. On hearing this Little Mermaid is extremely sad. One day, however, she met with the wizard)
Monk: I don’t think you are living a good life here. As I can see, the prince is going to marry another person, not you. And as a result of that, you will have to die if he really does. (Takes out the saber, passes it to Little Mermaid) The only way to solve the problem is to kill him. Understood?
Little Mermaid: (nodded slightly)…
(In the prince’s bedroom. The prince is sleeping heavily. Little Mermaid goes up to him quietly)
Little Mermaid: Oh, love! To kill, or not to kill, that is the question. (Hesitates for a while, then begins to attack)
Prince: (Suddenly jumps up and protects himself with his own sword) You dare attack me! Speak to my sword!
(The two begins to fight. During the fight, they hurt each other badly. Finally, both of them die)
(The monk goes up, and put two handkerchiefs on their faces)
Monk: Sigh! Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha!
道具：小床、门）
Mum: Tom get up !
Tom Yes ,mummy. Good moring,mummy.
Mum: Good moring,Tom.
Mum: Breakfast is reday.
Tom: I\'m coming. Wow, eggs ! I like eggs.
Mum: Now, Tom. Wash your face.
Tom: Yes, I will.
Mum: Brush your teeth.
Tom: All right.
Tom: Moring, Daddy.
Dad: Moring, dear.
Tom: I\'m hungry.
Mum: Have an egg, please.
Tom: Thanks, mummy.
I want some milk.
Mum: Here you are.
Tom: I\'m full.
Mum: Time to go to school.
Tom: Where is my school bag?
Mum: Here it is.
Are you ready?
Tom: Yes. Goodbye, mummy. Goodbye ,daddy.
Mum&Dad: Goodbye, Tom.
（上学路上,一段跳舞的动作,配乐）
Tom: Hello WiWi.
WiWi: Hello Tom.
Tom: Are you going to school?
WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.
Jane: Hello Tom ,hello WiWi.
Tom &WiWi: Hello Jane.
Jane : Are you going to school?
Tom &WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.
（上课,铃声响,一段跳舞和做游戏,配乐）
Mr Xu: Now class begins.
Pupils: Stand up!
Mr Xu: Hello, boys and girls.
Pupils: Hello Mr Xu.
Mr Xu : Sit down, please.
Are you all here?
Monitors: No.
Mr Xu: Let\'s count.
Pupils: One , two, three, four...ten
（咚咚咚）
May: May I come in?
Mr Xu: Come in, please.
May: Sorry, I\'m late.
Mr Xu: That\'s all right.
Don\'t be late again
Mr Xu: Let\'s play.
Show me one.
Pupils : (Show a ginger.)
Mr Xu: Clap two.
Pupils: (clap their hands).
Mr Xu : Today we will learn some songs. Who can try?
Puple : I can .
Mr Xu : Please.
(Happy new year!
Eyes and ears.
Trian is coming.
Fish where are you)
（看一下手表）Class is over. Goodbye boys and girls.
Pupils: Goodbye .
人物：Mummy, Daddy, Tom, Mr Xu, May
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料,小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞）,跳完后,非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门,看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me!（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty!
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他,开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹,第一段孩子随节奏起舞,第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话,爸爸停止弹琴.)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理,转头看报,孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please!
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴,下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖,边吃边回家,小贩下场,孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口,发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸,朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
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旁白：Good morning everyone. Now, I will tell you a story about Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare. In a very big forest, there lives many different kinds of animals, like monkeys, chicks, a Hare and an honest Tortoise. Miss Hare is very proud of her long legs and she looks down upon Mr. Tortoise. Today, near the river, an interesting thing is happening.
兔子：Hi! Mr. Tortoise. What are you doing?
乌龟：Hi! Miss Hare. I am walking.
兔子：Why do not you put four wheels on your feet? You will run much faster than now.
乌龟：No, I would run with my feet step by step. I’m sure I can win. I could be the winner.
兔子：Can what? Can run? Just like now? Ah, Ah, Ah, You are too slow. I can even walk faster than you run.
乌龟：Miss Hare, You are too proud. We should have a race. I believe I can run faster than you. That means I can win the match.
兔子：What? What? A race? With you? You can win? OK. OK. Look at the tall tree. Let me see who can get there first.
乌龟：OK !
兔子：Who will be the winner? Of course, It is me.
旁白：Many animals hear about the message that Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare will have a race. They all come to the place near the river.
猴子: Mr. Tortoise, Are you ill? You must know your legs are much shorter than Miss Hare’s. That is to say you would fail the race.
乌龟: Don’t worry. I will try my best. I believe myself.
小鸡: Oh, My God! Do not join the race, and you will not be the winner,
乌龟: You are my good friends. Please believe in me. I can win the race .
猴子: Ready? Go!
旁白： Miss Hare runs very fast, but Mr. Tortoise runs very slowly. A moment later, Miss Hare arrives at a small tree.
兔子: Where is Mr. Tortoise? I can not see him. Oh, he is much far behind me. I think he will arrive here at least in the afternoon, Let me have a good rest.
旁白： Miss Hare wants to have a rest, but after a moment, he feels a little sleepy.
乌龟: How tired, but I can not give up. I must insist. I can arrive at the tall tree.
兔子: Oh, It is Miss Hare. He is sleeping now. I must run faster at his sleeping time.
旁白: Miss Hare is sleeping, while Mr. Tortoise is running much faster now. Now Mr. Tortoise arrives near the tree.
猴子和小鸡: Mr. Tortoise, Come on, Come on. You could be the winner!
兔子: Who is making the noise? Ah? Mr. Tortoise? He will win? Oh, no. Let me catch up with him.
Oh, It is too late, he is the winner, I fail the race. But I do not know why? Do you know?<
Rabbits And A Wolf
Mother Rabbit:I’m Mother Rabbit.I have four children.Red Eyes,Long Ears,Short Tail,Small Mouth
Red Eyes:Hello! I’m Red Eyes.Glad to see you.
Long Ears:Hi!How do you do?Nice to see you.My name is Long Ears.
Short Tail:Hello,boys and girls! I’m Short Tail.
Small Mouth:Hi! I’m Small Mouth.Merry Christmas!
Mother Rabbit:Children,I’ll going out .What do you want?
All:Carrots!Carrots !Carrots!
Mother Rabbit:Goodbye ,children.
Long Ears: Red Eyes,close the door.
Red Eyes:OK
Red Eyes:Oh,the room is so dirty.Let’s clean it.
All:All right.
Red Eyes:Short Tail,you clean the windows.
Long Ears,you sweep the floor.
Small Mouth,clean the sofa.
I’ll wash clothes.
Short Tail:The room is so clean.
Red Eyes:Let’s play a game.
All:Great!
Long Ears:I’m a big bad wolf.
Other Rabbits: Help!Help!
Long Ears:I’m tired.
Small Mouth:Let’s dance.
All:Good Idea!
Mother Rabbit:Little Rabbits,open the door.Mummy is coming back.
ALL:Oh,mother is back .Let’s open the door.
Wolf:Haa,I know their secret.
Mother Rabbit:Good evening.Are you hungry?
ALL:Yes,We are hungry.
Mother Rabbit:Let’s have supper.
Mother Rabbit:I’m going out to pick some mushrooms.Don’ t open the door for the strangers.
All:OK
Wolf:Little Rabbits,open the door.Mother is coming back.
Red Eyes and Short Tailer:Mother is coming back.Let’s open the door..
Long Ears:No,it’s not our mother.That isn’t like Mother’s voice.
Red Eyes:Let me see.It’s not really.
Wolf:I’m your mother.Open the door in a hurry.
Long Ears:All right.You must show your tail from the door.
Wolf:OK.
Mother Rabbit:You Big Bad Wolf!
Wolf:Oh.My God! My tail hurts.
Mother Rabbit: Little rabbits open the door.Mummy is coming back.
All:Oh,it’s mummy.Let’s open the door.
Mummy,we bit the wolf away.
Mother Rabbit:Oh,my clever children.
Daughter of the Sea
Scene 1 Sea Palace
Grandma: Finally, you’re back! How’s the shopping on the ground?
Little Mermaid: Well, the supermarket is really fantastic! Let’s see what I’ve got… This is the fried fish, and this is the spicy hamburger from McDonald, and here, (holding the tape-recorder) WOW! Hi-tech product!
Grandma: Cool, and we won’t worry about our dinner today. What’s more, did you see anything unusual there?
Little Mermaid: Sure! The storm came and a ship was nearly destroyed!
Grandma: Well, that’s commonplace. Go and swim with your sisters now!
Little Mermaid: Thanks, grandma.
Scene 2 Seashore
(Narrate: Little mermaid doesn’t tell Grandma more about the ship. She also saw the people who drowned in the sea. Among them there was a handsome young man with big blue eyes and curl hair. Little Mermaid soon fell in love with him, and saved him by sending him to the seashore)
Little Mermaid (dragging the prince): He’s sure heavy! (Throwing the prince onto the shore)
(A woman comes along, and Little Mermaid hides herself behind a board, which reads” You can’t see me”. The prince wakes up)
Woman: Oh! You’re alive!
Prince: Sure am I! You saved me?
Woman: Come on, this way!
(Prince goes away, and Little Mermaid puts the board down, sits still, sadly)
(Duck Ugly passes by)
Duck Ugly: Badibadidibadidibadididido…(knocks into Little Mermaid) Oh! Sorry.
Little Mermaid: Why are you so happy, Duck Ugly?
Duck Ugly: Because I’m going to the clinic of the Sea Wizard! He’s gonna turn me into a beautiful goose!
Little Mermaid: That’s wonderful! How can I contact him?
Duck Ugly: You may call 5643456 at any time of the day. Also you can visit his private website, and the IP address is www.wizard.com.
Scene 3 At the Wizard’s
Little Mermaid: Excuse me, but is this Sea Wizard’s house?
(No one answered)
(Little Mermaid comes in, only to find that there is a monk saying something rapidly in a low voice, with his right hand holding a bunch of prayer beads)
Little Mermaid: Sir! What are you doing?
(Music on. Backstreet’s “I want it that way”, the monk dances to the music)
Monk: Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha! I am the wizard of the sea. What do you want, darling?
Little Mermaid: You! Why, I’ve never seen you before!
Monk: That’s true. I’m an exchange wizard from China. Anything wrong with you, girl?
Little Mermaid: Yeah. I’d like to turn my tail into legs, and can you give me a hand with it?
Monk: That’s easy. (Takes out a broad saber)
(Light off, and a sharp voice can be heard)
Monk: All right! You have them now!
Little Mermaid: Thank you, sir! (Leaving)
Monk: One more thing. From now on, you owe me something! God bless you, I just can’t remember what it is according to the writer. Well, go as you wish. Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha!
Scene 4 In the Prince’s House
(Narrate: Little Mermaid successfully gets into the prince’s house because of her beauty, and soon the prince regards her as his best friend. But the prince is ordered to marry another woman at once in order to be the king of this country. On hearing this Little Mermaid is extremely sad. One day, however, she met with the wizard)
Monk: I don’t think you are living a good life here. As I can see, the prince is going to marry another person, not you. And as a result of that, you will have to die if he really does. (Takes out the saber, passes it to Little Mermaid) The only way to solve the problem is to kill him. Understood?
Little Mermaid: (nodded slightly)…
(In the prince’s bedroom. The prince is sleeping heavily. Little Mermaid goes up to him quietly)
Little Mermaid: Oh, love! To kill, or not to kill, that is the question. (Hesitates for a while, then begins to attack)
Prince: (Suddenly jumps up and protects himself with his own sword) You dare attack me! Speak to my sword!
(The two begins to fight. During the fight, they hurt each other badly. Finally, both of them die)
(The monk goes up, and put two handkerchiefs on their faces)
Monk: Sigh! Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha!