灵鹊做题网圣诞节英语搞笑短剧剧本
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圣诞节英语搞笑短剧剧本
我明天上课时要表演节目,知道的进,乱说的一边凉快去.
我明天上课时要表演节目,知道的进,乱说的一边凉快去.
Aside: Once upon a time, a beautiful princess named Snow White. We referred to as her white. But! In the near future, the queen is dead, the king married a new queen, is the new queen of drowning fish, birds killed, more than indescribably beautiful!
Queen game, holding a lady-in-waiting behind 2 brand, brand, "Beautiful Invincible"
After: a woman so good! I am the world's most beautiful woman, you say, right?
Lady-in-waiting: yes! Earth know! Do not believe it, you ask mirror on the wall!
After: Mirror mirror on the wall! Who is the world's most beautiful woman?
Mirror: ... that ... before the most beautiful queen you are wrong you, but more than a decade, and indeed some Shenmeipilao now to the world's most beautiful man is - white! She also on the latest issue of the Flower The son does the cover!
After: I say no wonder that fewer and fewer of the recent paparazzi! Her she was her she was her! I kill her! (Meditation, refers to the ring) waiter!
Killer (wearing a mirror on the wall, toothpicks Diao, rickety, rub the new queen) Why Why?
After: the image of the attention! I have a serious matter and you want to talk about
Killer: "What '
After: Snow White, what's that called you to help me kill her!
Killer (money than the position): ...
After: 2,000,000! Enough
Killer (spit toothpicks) 2,000,000? Will not do not! Too few! Plus point!
After the (killer arrived fist holding his chin): 2,010,000, the line! Or not!
Killer: closing!
After: Ha, ha, ha ha ha (end)
Killer turn their backs to the audience in clothes loaded things
Turned
I Shuai is the legendary killer of the dead shark!
Princess: In a dark night of the toes, he he he he grasped my left hand. Then, he he he he he grasped my right hand, then we jump up a dance, I have to be from his Mei Nanji into being
Aside: all of a sudden! His face changed, from the arms out (gadgets out) out! (Gadgets out) took out a knife!
Princess while doing back-girls
"Do not scare you at home, people are you girls!"
Killer bow, sighing, turning, hair strand: wrong, wrong, wrong! Hey, I always Xintai Ruan, Xintai Ruan, all have their own problems Tam! You go! I do not kill you
Aside: Princess ah fled away and escaped to a small forest! Met her fate in the 7 men!
(7 Dwarfs along with the music of Swan Lake ballet dancing game)
Dwarfs 1: Who are you!
Dwarfs 2: how do you here?
Dwarfs 3: eat our rice
Dwarfs 4: wear our clothes
Dwarfs 5: sleeping in our bed?
Dwarfs 6: to bring you the cash
7 Dwarfs together: here, but we do not use their credit cards to the yo!
White: I! Is the legendary beautiful and lovely, lively, smart, loves everyone, see flowers bloom, the car tire of the car see Snow White! Though, alas, utterly devoid of conscience, I want to drive people out of the Queen! Sent killer To kill me, and thanks to a crucial moment, I performed like a honey trap, was able to escape! Hey, my prince ah, why can not you hurry up to do!
Since then, the 7 Dwarfs of Snow White took a day, dwarves dig out gold on the Snow White at home to do housework, this day, people have to go out of small dwarf, Before I left, they gave snow Princess a couplet.
Alliance on: domestic violence to resist!
Xia Lian: Call of the community of love!
Hengpi: Do not talk to strangers!
White: hey, really difficult to do housework ah! From morning till now more than 3 hours, and I did not even have a table Cawan! Hey
Queen from the mirror on the wall that there has been no dead white, fly into a rage, ready to participate personally!
After the (door); room was right!
White (to himself): Oh, must be engaged in the marketing! Dwarves can not let people come in to sell out! (Shouting) you are selling out of it
After: Yes, ah
White: That person is no room!
After: I have nothing to do with the marketing, I recommend some good things in particular the Special!
Aside: it is not engaged in the marketing ... ...
White: Oh! Have nothing to do with the marketing ah! Come in, do not lock the door!
After (to himself) I knock on the door unlocked for a long time nothing!
After the (smiling): beautiful girl, I have been here for the beautiful things you have prepared Oh!
White: a small umbrella with it?
Pass after a small umbrella
White: I brought you! Yes! Ah! Yes! (Back)
After: how it has not
White (see shrug days) did it rain!
After: In that case, what you have to walnut?
White; do you have carrots
After: What I said was, you have to do walnut?
White (Sha Sha's) do you have carrots
After the (loud) I said yes, you have to, nuclear, peach, it?
White (to increase the volume): Oh! Yes walnut! (Sha Sha return to the expression) you have a carrot it?
After the princess will take a small umbrella in the Dayun chair, pick up the walnuts, in all seriousness of the audience: the walnut is toxic Oh!
Mouth to feed into the white, left the Queen
Small dwarf people to go home
Dwarfs 1: Pig! Do not sleep! Up soon to work!
2 dwarves with white hand-breath test, like an idiot: she is dead, al -
Small dwarf people to repeat them finished, "she died in Jerusalem"
Took out his pocket tissues, weeping, while throwing tear while shouting: she is dead, al ~ ~!
At this point, the Prince of neighboring countries to come here to hunt
Prince under the sheets when a small plane cloak-like game, ran twice in the next to Princess Margaret came to a halt.
Prince: Who is this!
Dwarf small people: As a matter of fact, this is a beauty!
Prince look carefully: I kao! This is also called beauty!
Aside: After the poisoning of the white beyond recognition
Prince Princess flat: an insult to my eyes!
Princess spit walnut, wake up, get up, look around: Who hit me! Who! Who!
See Prince
White: wow! Ge Ye Shuai!
Prince (back) are you going to do you, you
White (men loaded mature voice): beautiful! Too beautiful!
Prince: Princess! You long as it is the unrestrained, as the tragic, as people forget to look over (the tragic tone)
White: Do not you say so, others just a little small but beautiful you, Ha ha.
Prince (referring to days); why! Why do I have to accept such a fate!
White: Prince!Do not worry! We do not like the Butterfly Lovers and so sad!
Prince: Oh! Why! Why do I have to accept such a fate! (Run office sight)
White: We have not married Prince you can not go!
Narration: Since then, White began a pursuit of Prince, but according to official historical records, and since then they have on the well-being and happiness of life!
Ultimately the whole
旁白：很久很久以前,有一个国家,国家里有一位可爱的公主,我们都叫她白雪公主,她过着无忧无虑的生活,我们以后简称她叫小白.可是,王后死了（电闪雷鸣声）,国王又取了一个新王后,新王后长的是淹死鱼,摔死鸟,别提多beautiful了
（王后上,身后两个宫女,王后手拿一张白纸,纸上有beautiful.）魔镜立在场边.
王后：做女人挺好,我是世界上最美的女人,（转头问身后的两个宫女）你们说是吗?
宫女1：这还用说,地球人都知道.
宫女2：不信,您问镜子.
王后走向,手指镜子）魔镜,魔镜,告诉我,世上女人谁最美?（做搔手弄姿装）（音乐起,
王后自己在场上用模特步走来走去.）快节奏音乐响
后:快说
魔镜：那个~从前最美丽的人是王后您没错啦,可是,10多年了,确实有点审美疲劳,现在世界上最美丽的那个人是-小白!她还上了最近一期花花公子的封面呢!听说现在有好多杂志请她拍封面呢!
后：难怪现在狗仔队越来越少了!原来是她!她她她她她她!我要杀了她!（沉思,响指）：waiter!
杀手：（墨镜,叼牙签,摇摇晃晃上,蹭新王后）干吗干吗
王后：跟你说正经事,有个叫白雪什么公主的,去帮我宰了她
杀手:(比money手势）这个~
王后：两百万!怎么样
杀手：（吐牙签）200万?不行不行 太少了!再加点
王后:201万!行,还是不行!
杀手：（无比黑线）成交
杀手转过去蹲下身来往衣服里装东西
转过来
杀手：我就是人称玉面假飞龙的杀手killer! POSE
白雪公主：在一个伸手不见脚趾的夜晚 ……省略
他说要带我去武大看樱花（二人摆革命姿势）
忽然
杀手脸色一变
从怀里一掏……
掏出一个小玩意= =
掏
又掏出一个小玩意
再掏
掏出了一把刀
（killer拿住刀,架公主脖子上.公主边退边做女生状）
白雪公主：不要吓人家啦啦 人家是女生诶
killer：（低头,叹气,忽然转身,手缕头发,pose）错错错,春如旧,人空瘦,泪痕红浥鲛绡透,都说自古红颜多薄命,但是我这个英雄跟是难过美人关啊!（唱：我总是心太软 心太软,把所有问题都自己扛!）你走吧,我不杀你
于是公主逃到了森林里……………… 遇到了她宿命中的7个男人
7个小矮人跳着芭蕾上场
小矮人1：你是谁?
小矮人2：你怎么在这里?
小矮人3：吃我们的饭?
小矮人4；穿我们的衣?
小矮人5：睡我们的床?
小矮人6：带现金了吗?
7个小矮人一起：我们这里不可以刷卡的哟!
小白:我纯洁善良美丽可爱人见人爱花见花开车见车爆胎的白雪公主!只可惜那丧尽天良的王后竟然要追杀我,幸亏我在关键时候施展美人计,才得以逃脱!哎,我的王子啊!你为什么就不能快点来呢!
事实是这样,请你们收留我吧
就这样,7个小矮人收留了小白,每天小矮人出去挖金子,小白就在家里做家务.今天,矮人们又要出去了,临走前,他们送给公主一副对联
上联：抵制家庭暴力
下联：呼唤社会爱心
横批：不要和陌生人说话!
公主做家务（音乐嘻唰唰）
小白:哎,做家务真辛苦啊!从早上到现在都3个多钟头了,我连一张桌子都没有擦完!哎!
此时王后知道小白没死,暴跳如雷,决定亲自上阵
后：屋子里有人吗?
小白（自言自语）咦!一定是搞推销的!小矮人说不能放搞推销的人进来!（大喊）别敲了!屋子里没人!
后；我不是来搞推销的,我是来推荐几种特别特别好的东西的
旁白：还不是搞推销的!~
小白:不是搞推销的啊!请进!门没锁!
后（自言自语）：门没锁那我敲了半天算什么~
美丽的小姑娘,我们这儿的一切都是为了美丽的你锁准备的噢!
小白：带小雨伞了吗
后;带了 递过
小白（仔细端详）嗯,不错!不错!（还回）
后：怎么不要了》
小白：没下雨呀!
后；那么~你要核桃吗?
小白：你有胡萝卜吗
后:你要核桃吗
小白（痴呆状）你有胡萝卜吗?
后（大声）：我说的是,你,要,核,桃,吗?
小白（声音提起）：噢!核桃啊!（回复白痴状)你有胡萝卜吗?
王后用小雨伞将小白击倒在椅子上
掏出核桃,面对观众一本正经的说:这个核桃是有毒的噢!
然后喂进小白嘴里
撑开雨伞,旋转下台,跳着唱着；你是痛苦的,噢~~我是快乐的,噢~
小矮人回家
小矮人1；猪,别睡了!该干活了!
小矮人2试小白鼻息,白痴状：她死了耶……
小矮人一一重复
最后一个说完后
从口袋里掏出面巾纸,边撕边哭边扔,还一边喊：她死了也~~呜呜
这时,邻国的王子来这里打猎…
王子披床单当斗篷做小飞机状绕场跑2周,指着公主：这是谁啊?
小矮人：其实,这是一美女!
王子仔细端详：我KAO!这样也叫美女!
旁白：中毒后的小白已经面目全非
王子扁公主
公主吐核桃,醒.站起身：谁打我!谁!谁!
转头看见王子,做花痴状:哇!帅哥诶!
王子惊慌状往后退:你你你要干吗
小白抓住王子的手,学成熟男人声：漂亮!太漂亮了!
王子：公主!你长的是那么奔放!那样的令人过目难忘!那样的……(悲壮)
小白:呵,不要这么说啦,人家只是有点小漂亮而已啦!
王子指天:为什么!为什么我要接受这样的命运!
小白；王子你放心,我们不会像梁山伯和祝英台那样悲惨的!
王子慢慢解下公主的手,公主却越抓越紧
王子逃脱:公主!下辈子我还会记住你的!
小白追赶王子：王子!我们还没有结婚!你不能就这么走了!（追下台）
旁白：从此,小白开始了对王子的追捕,但是据官方史料记载,他们从今以后过上了幸福快乐的生活
全剧终
Queen game, holding a lady-in-waiting behind 2 brand, brand, "Beautiful Invincible"
After: a woman so good! I am the world's most beautiful woman, you say, right?
Lady-in-waiting: yes! Earth know! Do not believe it, you ask mirror on the wall!
After: Mirror mirror on the wall! Who is the world's most beautiful woman?
Mirror: ... that ... before the most beautiful queen you are wrong you, but more than a decade, and indeed some Shenmeipilao now to the world's most beautiful man is - white! She also on the latest issue of the Flower The son does the cover!
After: I say no wonder that fewer and fewer of the recent paparazzi! Her she was her she was her! I kill her! (Meditation, refers to the ring) waiter!
Killer (wearing a mirror on the wall, toothpicks Diao, rickety, rub the new queen) Why Why?
After: the image of the attention! I have a serious matter and you want to talk about
Killer: "What '
After: Snow White, what's that called you to help me kill her!
Killer (money than the position): ...
After: 2,000,000! Enough
Killer (spit toothpicks) 2,000,000? Will not do not! Too few! Plus point!
After the (killer arrived fist holding his chin): 2,010,000, the line! Or not!
Killer: closing!
After: Ha, ha, ha ha ha (end)
Killer turn their backs to the audience in clothes loaded things
Turned
I Shuai is the legendary killer of the dead shark!
Princess: In a dark night of the toes, he he he he grasped my left hand. Then, he he he he he grasped my right hand, then we jump up a dance, I have to be from his Mei Nanji into being
Aside: all of a sudden! His face changed, from the arms out (gadgets out) out! (Gadgets out) took out a knife!
Princess while doing back-girls
"Do not scare you at home, people are you girls!"
Killer bow, sighing, turning, hair strand: wrong, wrong, wrong! Hey, I always Xintai Ruan, Xintai Ruan, all have their own problems Tam! You go! I do not kill you
Aside: Princess ah fled away and escaped to a small forest! Met her fate in the 7 men!
(7 Dwarfs along with the music of Swan Lake ballet dancing game)
Dwarfs 1: Who are you!
Dwarfs 2: how do you here?
Dwarfs 3: eat our rice
Dwarfs 4: wear our clothes
Dwarfs 5: sleeping in our bed?
Dwarfs 6: to bring you the cash
7 Dwarfs together: here, but we do not use their credit cards to the yo!
White: I! Is the legendary beautiful and lovely, lively, smart, loves everyone, see flowers bloom, the car tire of the car see Snow White! Though, alas, utterly devoid of conscience, I want to drive people out of the Queen! Sent killer To kill me, and thanks to a crucial moment, I performed like a honey trap, was able to escape! Hey, my prince ah, why can not you hurry up to do!
Since then, the 7 Dwarfs of Snow White took a day, dwarves dig out gold on the Snow White at home to do housework, this day, people have to go out of small dwarf, Before I left, they gave snow Princess a couplet.
Alliance on: domestic violence to resist!
Xia Lian: Call of the community of love!
Hengpi: Do not talk to strangers!
White: hey, really difficult to do housework ah! From morning till now more than 3 hours, and I did not even have a table Cawan! Hey
Queen from the mirror on the wall that there has been no dead white, fly into a rage, ready to participate personally!
After the (door); room was right!
White (to himself): Oh, must be engaged in the marketing! Dwarves can not let people come in to sell out! (Shouting) you are selling out of it
After: Yes, ah
White: That person is no room!
After: I have nothing to do with the marketing, I recommend some good things in particular the Special!
Aside: it is not engaged in the marketing ... ...
White: Oh! Have nothing to do with the marketing ah! Come in, do not lock the door!
After (to himself) I knock on the door unlocked for a long time nothing!
After the (smiling): beautiful girl, I have been here for the beautiful things you have prepared Oh!
White: a small umbrella with it?
Pass after a small umbrella
White: I brought you! Yes! Ah! Yes! (Back)
After: how it has not
White (see shrug days) did it rain!
After: In that case, what you have to walnut?
White; do you have carrots
After: What I said was, you have to do walnut?
White (Sha Sha's) do you have carrots
After the (loud) I said yes, you have to, nuclear, peach, it?
White (to increase the volume): Oh! Yes walnut! (Sha Sha return to the expression) you have a carrot it?
After the princess will take a small umbrella in the Dayun chair, pick up the walnuts, in all seriousness of the audience: the walnut is toxic Oh!
Mouth to feed into the white, left the Queen
Small dwarf people to go home
Dwarfs 1: Pig! Do not sleep! Up soon to work!
2 dwarves with white hand-breath test, like an idiot: she is dead, al -
Small dwarf people to repeat them finished, "she died in Jerusalem"
Took out his pocket tissues, weeping, while throwing tear while shouting: she is dead, al ~ ~!
At this point, the Prince of neighboring countries to come here to hunt
Prince under the sheets when a small plane cloak-like game, ran twice in the next to Princess Margaret came to a halt.
Prince: Who is this!
Dwarf small people: As a matter of fact, this is a beauty!
Prince look carefully: I kao! This is also called beauty!
Aside: After the poisoning of the white beyond recognition
Prince Princess flat: an insult to my eyes!
Princess spit walnut, wake up, get up, look around: Who hit me! Who! Who!
See Prince
White: wow! Ge Ye Shuai!
Prince (back) are you going to do you, you
White (men loaded mature voice): beautiful! Too beautiful!
Prince: Princess! You long as it is the unrestrained, as the tragic, as people forget to look over (the tragic tone)
White: Do not you say so, others just a little small but beautiful you, Ha ha.
Prince (referring to days); why! Why do I have to accept such a fate!
White: Prince!Do not worry! We do not like the Butterfly Lovers and so sad!
Prince: Oh! Why! Why do I have to accept such a fate! (Run office sight)
White: We have not married Prince you can not go!
Narration: Since then, White began a pursuit of Prince, but according to official historical records, and since then they have on the well-being and happiness of life!
Ultimately the whole
旁白：很久很久以前,有一个国家,国家里有一位可爱的公主,我们都叫她白雪公主,她过着无忧无虑的生活,我们以后简称她叫小白.可是,王后死了（电闪雷鸣声）,国王又取了一个新王后,新王后长的是淹死鱼,摔死鸟,别提多beautiful了
（王后上,身后两个宫女,王后手拿一张白纸,纸上有beautiful.）魔镜立在场边.
王后：做女人挺好,我是世界上最美的女人,（转头问身后的两个宫女）你们说是吗?
宫女1：这还用说,地球人都知道.
宫女2：不信,您问镜子.
王后走向,手指镜子）魔镜,魔镜,告诉我,世上女人谁最美?（做搔手弄姿装）（音乐起,
王后自己在场上用模特步走来走去.）快节奏音乐响
后:快说
魔镜：那个~从前最美丽的人是王后您没错啦,可是,10多年了,确实有点审美疲劳,现在世界上最美丽的那个人是-小白!她还上了最近一期花花公子的封面呢!听说现在有好多杂志请她拍封面呢!
后：难怪现在狗仔队越来越少了!原来是她!她她她她她她!我要杀了她!（沉思,响指）：waiter!
杀手：（墨镜,叼牙签,摇摇晃晃上,蹭新王后）干吗干吗
王后：跟你说正经事,有个叫白雪什么公主的,去帮我宰了她
杀手:(比money手势）这个~
王后：两百万!怎么样
杀手：（吐牙签）200万?不行不行 太少了!再加点
王后:201万!行,还是不行!
杀手：（无比黑线）成交
杀手转过去蹲下身来往衣服里装东西
转过来
杀手：我就是人称玉面假飞龙的杀手killer! POSE
白雪公主：在一个伸手不见脚趾的夜晚 ……省略
他说要带我去武大看樱花（二人摆革命姿势）
忽然
杀手脸色一变
从怀里一掏……
掏出一个小玩意= =
掏
又掏出一个小玩意
再掏
掏出了一把刀
（killer拿住刀,架公主脖子上.公主边退边做女生状）
白雪公主：不要吓人家啦啦 人家是女生诶
killer：（低头,叹气,忽然转身,手缕头发,pose）错错错,春如旧,人空瘦,泪痕红浥鲛绡透,都说自古红颜多薄命,但是我这个英雄跟是难过美人关啊!（唱：我总是心太软 心太软,把所有问题都自己扛!）你走吧,我不杀你
于是公主逃到了森林里……………… 遇到了她宿命中的7个男人
7个小矮人跳着芭蕾上场
小矮人1：你是谁?
小矮人2：你怎么在这里?
小矮人3：吃我们的饭?
小矮人4；穿我们的衣?
小矮人5：睡我们的床?
小矮人6：带现金了吗?
7个小矮人一起：我们这里不可以刷卡的哟!
小白:我纯洁善良美丽可爱人见人爱花见花开车见车爆胎的白雪公主!只可惜那丧尽天良的王后竟然要追杀我,幸亏我在关键时候施展美人计,才得以逃脱!哎,我的王子啊!你为什么就不能快点来呢!
事实是这样,请你们收留我吧
就这样,7个小矮人收留了小白,每天小矮人出去挖金子,小白就在家里做家务.今天,矮人们又要出去了,临走前,他们送给公主一副对联
上联：抵制家庭暴力
下联：呼唤社会爱心
横批：不要和陌生人说话!
公主做家务（音乐嘻唰唰）
小白:哎,做家务真辛苦啊!从早上到现在都3个多钟头了,我连一张桌子都没有擦完!哎!
此时王后知道小白没死,暴跳如雷,决定亲自上阵
后：屋子里有人吗?
小白（自言自语）咦!一定是搞推销的!小矮人说不能放搞推销的人进来!（大喊）别敲了!屋子里没人!
后；我不是来搞推销的,我是来推荐几种特别特别好的东西的
旁白：还不是搞推销的!~
小白:不是搞推销的啊!请进!门没锁!
后（自言自语）：门没锁那我敲了半天算什么~
美丽的小姑娘,我们这儿的一切都是为了美丽的你锁准备的噢!
小白：带小雨伞了吗
后;带了 递过
小白（仔细端详）嗯,不错!不错!（还回）
后：怎么不要了》
小白：没下雨呀!
后；那么~你要核桃吗?
小白：你有胡萝卜吗
后:你要核桃吗
小白（痴呆状）你有胡萝卜吗?
后（大声）：我说的是,你,要,核,桃,吗?
小白（声音提起）：噢!核桃啊!（回复白痴状)你有胡萝卜吗?
王后用小雨伞将小白击倒在椅子上
掏出核桃,面对观众一本正经的说:这个核桃是有毒的噢!
然后喂进小白嘴里
撑开雨伞,旋转下台,跳着唱着；你是痛苦的,噢~~我是快乐的,噢~
小矮人回家
小矮人1；猪,别睡了!该干活了!
小矮人2试小白鼻息,白痴状：她死了耶……
小矮人一一重复
最后一个说完后
从口袋里掏出面巾纸,边撕边哭边扔,还一边喊：她死了也~~呜呜
这时,邻国的王子来这里打猎…
王子披床单当斗篷做小飞机状绕场跑2周,指着公主：这是谁啊?
小矮人：其实,这是一美女!
王子仔细端详：我KAO!这样也叫美女!
旁白：中毒后的小白已经面目全非
王子扁公主
公主吐核桃,醒.站起身：谁打我!谁!谁!
转头看见王子,做花痴状:哇!帅哥诶!
王子惊慌状往后退:你你你要干吗
小白抓住王子的手,学成熟男人声：漂亮!太漂亮了!
王子：公主!你长的是那么奔放!那样的令人过目难忘!那样的……(悲壮)
小白:呵,不要这么说啦,人家只是有点小漂亮而已啦!
王子指天:为什么!为什么我要接受这样的命运!
小白；王子你放心,我们不会像梁山伯和祝英台那样悲惨的!
王子慢慢解下公主的手,公主却越抓越紧
王子逃脱:公主!下辈子我还会记住你的!
小白追赶王子：王子!我们还没有结婚!你不能就这么走了!（追下台）
旁白：从此,小白开始了对王子的追捕,但是据官方史料记载,他们从今以后过上了幸福快乐的生活
全剧终