急求一篇英文故事,要搞笑的,要求在3分钟左右,

急求一篇英文故事,要搞笑的,要求在3分钟左右,
通俗易懂点的,带点幽默感的,尽量长一点,差不多叙述出来要3分钟左右那样,

办公室昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的；
前台小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing?”
老外：“Can you speak english?”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english,I am speaking what?”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐：“You yourself look.All people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
老外：“Good heavens.Anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not zai.You tomorrow come!
　[One day a father was teaching his son and said,"The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness.Once you give somebody a promise,you must carry it out on matter what will happen.This is called 'keeping one's words.'
　　"What is cleverness?" asked his son.
　　"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise," the father answered.
Three guys are talking about cars.First guy says,"Well,I'm an astronaut,so I drive a Saturn." And the second guy says,"Well,I am a pimp,so I drive a cheap Escort." And the third guy says,"I got you both beat.I'm a proctologist,so I drive a brown Probe." :-)
　A person first time goes out of his country,when he landed,he was asked to fill up a landing form.He filled as below:
　　Name:John,Sure name:Silvis
　　Sex:Yes,please.
再问： 第一个关于老外的那个故事我很喜欢，也正是我想找的两人对话的那种，而且也属于搞笑类别的，可就是太短了点，请问还有没有比这个稍长一点的？谢谢！
再答： 长一点的我可以再想想，让我思考一下给你答案