灵鹊做题网有关情侣或夫妻间“爱”的搞笑的英文短句
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有关情侣或夫妻间“爱”的搞笑的英文短句
急寻!谢谢
急寻!谢谢
Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个.
Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Love the neighbor.But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Every man should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
When two‘s company,three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
尽管女人是天使,但婚姻却是魔鬼.
Though women are angels,yet wedlock′s the devil.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个.
Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Love the neighbor.But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Every man should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
When two‘s company,three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
尽管女人是天使,但婚姻却是魔鬼.
Though women are angels,yet wedlock′s the devil.