求翻译一篇英语短文队长，我口渴了，我去那边小卖部买瓶啤儿茶爽。买水？我们这行，从来不“买”东西。队长依旧是那么潇洒。广场

求翻译一篇英语短文
队长，我口渴了，我去那边小卖部买瓶啤儿茶爽。
买水？我们这行，从来不“买”东西。队长依旧是那么潇洒。
广场上人来人往，外地人居多。一个中年妇女模样的人，正在拿出一瓶雪碧，身边是一个满头大汗的孩子，天气太热了。
队长径直向妇女走去，妇女像是草原上的羚羊感到了狮子的接近，下意识的保护住了那孩子。
你手里拿的是什么？队长依然那么简练。
雪。。。雪碧。。。妇女吓得不知说什么好。
雪碧？哼！我看是汽油！队长一下子进入了第二形态，青面獠牙，让我也不禁冷战连连。
不。。。不是的，同志，孩子口渴了，我买的雪碧。
拿过来！队长不由分说，夺过雪碧。
小C，我看这就是汽油！，你尝尝。
抿了一口：队长，是。。。雪碧。
恩？队长的眼睛变红了，我赶紧喝下整瓶雪碧：是汽油。
队长恢复了第一形态，慈爱地望着满脸怒火又不敢发泄的妇女：下次，不要带这么危险的物品来广场了。
还渴么？小C。队长笑眯眯地看着我。
不了，我感激地看着队长。
呵呵，那走吧，继续巡逻。
我看着远处的妇女和那个口渴的孩子，心情很复杂，也很茫然，但接下来队长说的一句话，让我坚定了下来。
我们这行，不“买”，只“拿”。

队长,我口渴了,我去那边小卖部买瓶啤儿茶爽.
买水?我们这行,从来不“买”东西.队长依旧是那么潇洒.
广场上人来人往,外地人居多.一个中年妇女模样的人,正在拿出一瓶雪碧,身边是一个满头大汗的孩子,天气太热了.
队长径直向妇女走去,妇女像是草原上的羚羊感到了狮子的接近,下意识的保护住了那孩子.
你手里拿的是什么?队长依然那么简练.
雪...雪碧...妇女吓得不知说什么好.
雪碧?哼!我看是汽油!队长一下子进入了第二形态,青面獠牙,让我也不禁冷战连连.
不...不是的,同志,孩子口渴了,我买的雪碧.
拿过来!队长不由分说,夺过雪碧.
小C,我看这就是汽油!,你尝尝.
抿了一口：队长,是...雪碧.
队长的眼睛变红了,我赶紧喝下整瓶雪碧：是汽油.
队长恢复了第一形态,慈爱地望着满脸怒火又不敢发泄的妇女：下次,不要带这么危险的物品来广场了.
还渴么?小C.队长笑眯眯地看着我.
不了,我感激地看着队长.
那走吧,继续巡逻.
我看着远处的妇女和那个口渴的孩子,心情很复杂,也很茫然,但接下来队长说的一句话,让我坚定了下来.
【翻译】：
（我只敢保证96%的正确率）
Captain,I'm thirsty,I go there shop to buy earthquake catechu is great.
Buy water?We this line,never "buy" things.Skipper is still so freely.
Square bustle,outsiders majority.A middle-aged woman's shape,are out a bottle of Sprite,is surrounded by a full head big sweat child,the hot weather.
The captain walked straight up to women,women like the grasslands antelope feel the lion's close,subconscious protection live the child.
What's that in your hand?The captain is so succinct.
Snow...Sprite...Women frighten not knowing what to say.
Sprite?Hum!I see is the gas!Captain got into the second form,QingMianLaoYa,let me also reminiscent of the cold war repeatedly.
No...No,comrade,children feel thirsty,I buy the Sprite.
Bring it!Captain not from cent say,take from Sprite.
Small C,I think this is the gas!,you taste.
Took one sip:captain,it was...Sprite.
HMM?The captain's eyes turned red,I hasten to drink bottles Sprite:is gasoline.
Captain restored the first form and kindness looked at full face anger and were afraid to let out of women:next time,don't take such dangerous goods come square now.
Also thirsty?Small C.Captain looking at me and smiling.
No,I gratefully watched captain.
Hehe,that go,continue to patrol.
I looked out at the women and the children and the mood was very thirsty complex,also very confused,but then the captain said word,let my firm down.