英语翻译Two lovers quarreled with each other yesterday .today th

英语翻译
Two lovers quarreled with each other yesterday .today the boy comes to the girl's house .[dong dong dong!- -the girl opens the door] :you make me jump what bring you here?make an apology to me?what do you think you are come on .don't be so childish .you are a big boy.what do you want to do on earth?dear,i think you are > mild and kind that you are to good for me.i'm flattered .please be serious.i'm not kidding .enough.i wasn't born yesterday .so i won't buy your story.please don't say in this way .i across my heart.please go on.you are too good for me.so i think we should break up.break up?damn it boy!over my dead body.tell me why .it's not i don't love you .but you're too perfect for me to pursue.you have a sense of humer.if you think it's wrong.i will correct it.give me a break.as is known to all .human nature doesn't change easily .youare crazy.but you promised me you never left me until the sea run dry and the rocks crumble.don't a silly.your vital short coming is trust others easily .GF what a shame!don't go looking for trouble .my blood is boiling .shut off and go away!directes：stop here .very good you too can have a rest now.
请问楼下回答的为什么匿名，其实我知道答案我也知道你是谁

一对情侣昨天吵了一架.今天,男孩又来到女孩的家,女孩把门打开门]：
你吓我一跳,你来这儿干吗?跟我道歉?你以为你是谁?哼,别跟孩子似的.你都是多大了.你到底想折腾什么?亲爱的,你太温和,善良,你太好了,但不适合我.我受宠若惊.
严肃点.我没开玩笑.我又不是三岁小孩.所以才不信你说的话.
我真心实意地请你不要说这样,请继续.
你太好了,但就是不适合我.我们还是分手吧.
分手?该死的,除非我死!给我个理由?
我不爱你.但你太完美了,不可求.
你很幽默.如果你觉得哪儿我不对,我能改.
让我喘口起,地球人都知道,江山易改本性难移.
你真的疯了,可是你说过,就算海枯石烂你都不会离开我.
别傻了,你致命的缺点绝食太容易相信别人.
别自找没趣儿.我真生气了,走开!
导演：卡!很好,你们俩休息一下吧.