英语翻译On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and

英语翻译
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one morning,the woman awoke,and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture,she saw that the family´s only cow was lying dead in the field.The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?
In a depressed state of mind,she hung herself.When the man awoke to find his wife dead,as well as the cow,he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation,and he shot himself in he head.
Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!),and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.When he got to the river,he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank.She said,"I´ve seen all and know the reason for your despair.But if you will have sex with me five times in a row,I will restore your parents and the cow to you." The son agreed to try,but after four times,he was simply unable to satisfy her again.So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up.After discovering what had happened,he too decided to throw himself into the river.The mermaid said to him,"If you will have sex with me ten times in a row,I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!),it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid,so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son,woke up and saw his parents dead,the dead cow in the field,and his brothers gone.He decided that life was a hopeless prospect,and he went down to the river to throw himself in.
And there he also met the Mermaid."I have seen all that has happened,and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row."
The young son replied,"Is that all?Why not twenty times in a row?"
The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request.Then he said,"Hell,why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request,he said,"Why not THIRTY times in a row?"
Finally,she said,"Enough!Okay,if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row,then I will bring everybody back to perfect health."
Then the young fellow asked,"Wait!How do I know that thirty times in a row won´t kill you like it did the cow?"

一个乡下的农场里居住着一对夫妇跟他们的三个孩子.一天早上,妇人醒了,正透过窗户看牧场的时候,她发现他们家里所剩的最后一头牛死在了田里.她顿时万念俱灰,她现在如何才能养活她的家庭呢?
沮丧之中,她上吊自杀了.当她的丈夫醒来发现他的妻子去了,牛也死了时,他已经对生活彻底绝望了,随后他便扣动扳机上路了.然后,最大的儿子醒来了,发现他的父母都死了（还有牛）,他决定去投河自尽,当他到河边时,在岸边发现了一条美人鱼.她说“我见证了全部过程,并且我也知道你绝望的原因,但是如果你能在一次性让我爽5次的话,我能救活你的父母还有那头牛”大儿子同意了,但是4次之后,他就没办法再满足她了,然后美人鱼就把他拖进了河底.
之后二儿子醒了,了解了情况之后,他也决定投河自尽.到了河边,美人鱼对他说,如果你能一次性让我爽十次的话,我会让所有的事重归美好.之后二儿子尽其所能7次之后也虚了,还是不能满足美人鱼,于是乎,二儿子也被拖到河底了.
三儿子醒了（有完没完了= =）,发现他的爹妈跟牛都死了,他的哥哥们都不见了,于是他也觉得这辈子没指望了,他也去投河了.
当然在河边他也遇到了美人鱼,“我见证了发生的所有事情,但是如果你跟我爽上15次的话我就还原一切”
三儿子答道“这就完了?为啥不一次性爽上个20次捏?”
美人鱼被他的回答雷得不轻,之后他又说“为什么不25次呢?”正在美人鱼极不情愿地要答应他时,他又说“为什么不30次呢?”
最终,她说“够了,好的,如果你真的能让我爽上30次,我会把每个人健健康康的还给你”
三儿子紧接着问了“等等,我怎么知道跟你爽上30次你不会跟那牛死的一样惨呢?”
哈哈哈,笑死我了