灵鹊做题网谁能推荐几首FUNNY的英语小故事啊~
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谁能推荐几首FUNNY的英语小故事啊~
不要太长~
但是会比较有趣,最好有明显的语音语调变化的~
不要太长~
但是会比较有趣,最好有明显的语音语调变化的~
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.The doctor arrived,and examined the baby,checked his weight,and being a little concerned,asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed,"she replied.
"Well,strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.She did.He pinched her nipples,pressed,kneaded,and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said,"No wonder this baby is underweight.You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said,"I'm his Grandma,but I'm glad I came."
"Breast-fed,"she replied.
"Well,strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.She did.He pinched her nipples,pressed,kneaded,and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said,"No wonder this baby is underweight.You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said,"I'm his Grandma,but I'm glad I came."