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英语翻译A boy says to her mother,"Mom,is God a man or woman?" Th

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英语翻译
A boy says to her mother,"Mom,is God a man or woman?" The mom thinks a while and says,"Well,son,God is both man and woman." The son is confused,so he asks,"Is God black or white?" The mother replies,"God is both black and white,honey." The son,still curious,says after a while,"Is God gay or straight,mommy?" The mother,getting a little worried,answers,"Son,God is both gay and straight." The son thinks about it,and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question:"Is God Michael Jackson?"
英语翻译A boy says to her mother,
一个男孩问他妈:“妈妈,上帝是男的还是女的?”
妈妈想了一下说,“儿子,上帝即是男的也是女的”
男孩疑惑不解.所以他问:“那上帝是黑的还是白的?”
妈妈回答:“上帝既是黑的又是白的,宝贝”
男孩仍然很好奇,过了会又问:“那上帝是同性恋还是异性恋呢?妈妈”
妈妈有点担心,回答:“儿子呀,上帝既是同性恋也是异性恋”
男孩思考着,豁然开朗,他终于想到问题的答案了,:“上帝是迈克杰克逊吧?”