灵鹊做题网【200分汉译英】幽默搞笑—实话背后的故事好可怕?
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【200分汉译英】幽默搞笑—实话背后的故事好可怕?
一名富翁如愿以偿地娶到了一位美丽的女影星.洞房里.新郎说：“咱们既然做了夫妻,就该以诚相待.我有几个小秘密要告诉你,请你不要吃惊.”新娘风情万种地浅浅一笑：“谁没有几个小秘密呀.既然你能把隐私告诉我,我也决定把我的小秘密告诉你.”
新郎用手抓下了头顶上的发套,对新娘说：“其实我已经秃顶了……”没想到新娘把一头长发也随手摘了下来：“这有什么大惊小怪的,我生来就是全秃的……”
一见新郎盯着自己的秃头发愣,新娘主动坦白：“你看我的双眼皮漂亮吗?其实是人工割的……”新郎却毫不吃惊：“这不算什么,你看我的左眼……”他边说边把自己的左眼球从眼眶里取了出来,原来他的左眼是假的.
新郎接着说：“不但我的左眼,我的牙也是假的……”新娘不以为然：“不要紧,我的鼻子隆过五回了……”新郎说：“不瞒你说,我脸上的皱纹是做的;
新娘欲言又止,过了一会儿才说：“我也不瞒你了,其实我这漂亮的脸蛋是整了八次容才整成这样的……”新郎边脱上衣边说：“我的心脏可是靠起搏器维持跳动的……”新娘指了下文胸：“我是做了手术后才这么好的身材的……”
新郎的动作慢下来：“既然你这么坦白,我把我最大的秘密告诉你吧——由于经济危机爆发,我已经快破产了……”新娘也象下了最大的决心：“本来我不想让人知道,但你对我这么好,我就告诉你好啦——其实我原来不是女人,我是做了变性手术的……”
“太好了!”新郎兴奋得叫起来,边说边扒掉自己的表皮,露出里面黑乎乎的毛,他紧紧搂着新娘：“亲爱的,其实我是一只猩猩,你跟 我回到森林去生活吧…………”
一名富翁如愿以偿地娶到了一位美丽的女影星.洞房里.新郎说：“咱们既然做了夫妻,就该以诚相待.我有几个小秘密要告诉你,请你不要吃惊.”新娘风情万种地浅浅一笑：“谁没有几个小秘密呀.既然你能把隐私告诉我,我也决定把我的小秘密告诉你.”
新郎用手抓下了头顶上的发套,对新娘说：“其实我已经秃顶了……”没想到新娘把一头长发也随手摘了下来：“这有什么大惊小怪的,我生来就是全秃的……”
一见新郎盯着自己的秃头发愣,新娘主动坦白：“你看我的双眼皮漂亮吗?其实是人工割的……”新郎却毫不吃惊：“这不算什么,你看我的左眼……”他边说边把自己的左眼球从眼眶里取了出来,原来他的左眼是假的.
新郎接着说：“不但我的左眼,我的牙也是假的……”新娘不以为然：“不要紧,我的鼻子隆过五回了……”新郎说：“不瞒你说,我脸上的皱纹是做的;
新娘欲言又止,过了一会儿才说：“我也不瞒你了,其实我这漂亮的脸蛋是整了八次容才整成这样的……”新郎边脱上衣边说：“我的心脏可是靠起搏器维持跳动的……”新娘指了下文胸：“我是做了手术后才这么好的身材的……”
新郎的动作慢下来：“既然你这么坦白,我把我最大的秘密告诉你吧——由于经济危机爆发,我已经快破产了……”新娘也象下了最大的决心：“本来我不想让人知道,但你对我这么好,我就告诉你好啦——其实我原来不是女人,我是做了变性手术的……”
“太好了!”新郎兴奋得叫起来,边说边扒掉自己的表皮,露出里面黑乎乎的毛,他紧紧搂着新娘：“亲爱的,其实我是一只猩猩,你跟 我回到森林去生活吧…………”
A painter hangs his or her finished pictures on a wall,and everyone can see it.A composer writes a work,but no one can hear it until it is performed.Professional singers and players have great responsibilities,for the composer is utterly dependent on them.A student of music needs as long and as arduous a training to become a performer as a medical student needs to become a doctor.Most training is concerned with technique,for musicians have to have the muscular proficiency of an athlete or a ballet dancer.Singers practice breathing every day,as their vocal chords would be inadequate without controlled muscular support.String players practice moving the fingers of the left hand up and down,while drawing the bow to and fro with the right arm—two entirely different movements.
Singers and instruments have to be able to get every note perfectly in tune.Pianists are spared this particular anxiety,for the notes are already there,waiting for them,and it is the piano tuner’s responsibility to tune the instrument for them.But they have their own difficulties; the hammers that hit the string have to be coaxed not to sound like percussion,and each overlapping tone has to sound clear.
This problem of getting clear texture is one that confronts student conductors:they have to learn to know every note of the music and how it should sound,and they have to aim at controlling these sound with fanatical but selfless authority.
Technique is of no use unless it is combined with musical knowledge and understanding.Great artists are those who are so thoroughly at home in the language of music that they can enjoy performing works written in any century.
这篇文章更有教育意义啊!
Singers and instruments have to be able to get every note perfectly in tune.Pianists are spared this particular anxiety,for the notes are already there,waiting for them,and it is the piano tuner’s responsibility to tune the instrument for them.But they have their own difficulties; the hammers that hit the string have to be coaxed not to sound like percussion,and each overlapping tone has to sound clear.
This problem of getting clear texture is one that confronts student conductors:they have to learn to know every note of the music and how it should sound,and they have to aim at controlling these sound with fanatical but selfless authority.
Technique is of no use unless it is combined with musical knowledge and understanding.Great artists are those who are so thoroughly at home in the language of music that they can enjoy performing works written in any century.
这篇文章更有教育意义啊!