灵鹊做题网英语笑话,星期一比赛啊
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英语笑话,星期一比赛啊
有一天,俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料.他选好一样东西,俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看.当然俺有点不好意思了,而且俺还会句英语.
于是 ,俺就对他说：
“I am sorry”.
“I am sorry,too” 外国人回答.
“I am sorry three” 我道.
“What are you sorry for?” 外国人问.
“I am sorry five” 我说……
二
男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗?）
女：Why?Don''t you already have one?（为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?）
三、
A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about.
How old are these bones?the tourist asked an elderly Native American,who served as a guide.
Exactly one hundred million and three years old.
How can you be so sure?inquired the tourist.
Well,replied the guide,a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old,and that was exactly three years ago.
一位游客在新墨西哥游览.他对随处可见的恐龙化石甚感惊奇.
这些化石有多长的历史?游客问一个上了年纪的当地美国人.他是作向导的.
整整十亿零三年了.
你怎么这么肯定?游客问道.
哦,向导回答道,一个地质学家来过这儿,他告诉我说这些化石有十亿年了,再加上那是整整三年前的事了.
四.A man is talking to God.
The man:"God,how long is a million years?"
God:"To me,it's about a minute."
The man:"God,how much is a million dollars?"
God:"To me it's a penny."
The man:"God,may I have a penny?"
God:"Wait a minute."
于是 ,俺就对他说：
“I am sorry”.
“I am sorry,too” 外国人回答.
“I am sorry three” 我道.
“What are you sorry for?” 外国人问.
“I am sorry five” 我说……
二
男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗?）
女：Why?Don''t you already have one?（为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?）
三、
A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about.
How old are these bones?the tourist asked an elderly Native American,who served as a guide.
Exactly one hundred million and three years old.
How can you be so sure?inquired the tourist.
Well,replied the guide,a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old,and that was exactly three years ago.
一位游客在新墨西哥游览.他对随处可见的恐龙化石甚感惊奇.
这些化石有多长的历史?游客问一个上了年纪的当地美国人.他是作向导的.
整整十亿零三年了.
你怎么这么肯定?游客问道.
哦,向导回答道,一个地质学家来过这儿,他告诉我说这些化石有十亿年了,再加上那是整整三年前的事了.
四.A man is talking to God.
The man:"God,how long is a million years?"
God:"To me,it's about a minute."
The man:"God,how much is a million dollars?"
God:"To me it's a penny."
The man:"God,may I have a penny?"
God:"Wait a minute."