灵鹊做题网求一篇英语小笑话,如题,带翻译,50～100词左右几篇都行,越多越好
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求一篇英语小笑话,
如题,带翻译,50～100词左右
几篇都行,越多越好
如题,带翻译,50～100词左右
几篇都行,越多越好
The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend
how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your
elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?
吝啬鬼请
客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了.他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：
“
你
上到五楼,
找中间那个门,
然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃.
门开了之后,
再用你的脚把门推开.
”
“
为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?
”
“
你的双手得拿礼物啊.天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?
”
吝啬鬼回答.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend
how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your
elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?
吝啬鬼请
客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了.他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：
“
你
上到五楼,
找中间那个门,
然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃.
门开了之后,
再用你的脚把门推开.
”
“
为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?
”
“
你的双手得拿礼物啊.天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?
”
吝啬鬼回答.