英语翻译1.It is Christmas Day,and there is a big party in the ho

英语翻译
1.It is Christmas Day,and there is a big party in the house.Guests come and go,but the party goes on.Then the bell rings.Some people says:"Come in!" And a small man opens the front door and comes in.Nobody knows him but the host goes to meet him and takes him to have a drink.The man sits there happily for an hour and a half and drinks.Then suddenly he stops and looks at the host."Do you know,nobody invites me to this party?" He says,"I don't know you,I don't know your wite and I don't know your wife and I don't know any of your guests.My wife and I want to go out in our car,but one of your guests' cars is in front of our gate,so I come here to find him,my wife is waiting in our car for me to go back."
2.Jane is only four and doesn't go to school,But she is very clever and learns a lot from her grandpa--an old teacher.One day,Jane's mother,Mrs John takes her to a party.The guests all practise a rich woman's boy.Mrs John asks him a few questions,but all his answers are wrong.Jane begins to laugh at him.The rich man woman is angry.She talls her friend--a teacher to ask Jane some questions,but the girl answers all.Then she asks,"There're three birds in the tree.How many will be left if Ikill one?"
"One!" answers Jane."You're wrong!" shouts the rich woman,"All of them will fly away!"
"Do you think a cead bird can fly?" asks the little girl.
The guests begin to laugh and the woman's face turns red.

1.这是圣诞节,在家里有个大party.客人有的来有的走,但是聚会继续进行.然后门铃响了,有人说"进来",一个矮个男人打开前门走进来.没人认识他但主人接待他带他去喝点东西.那个男人很开心地坐在屋子喝酒一个半小时.突然他停下看着主人,我不认识你,我不认识你老婆,你的客人我一个也不认识.我老婆喝我想出去到车子里,但是你的一个客人的车在你的大门前,所以我进来找他.我老婆在外面车子等我回去呢..
2.jane只有4岁,她还没有上学.但她十分聪明,从她当教师的奶奶那学到了很多东西.有一天,jane的妈妈,带她到一个聚会.客人都出问题考一个有钱女人的儿子.jane妈妈问那个男孩一些问题,但是他的答案都错了.jane开始嘲笑他.那个有钱女人很升旗.她叫她的一个做老师的朋友去问jane一些问题,但jane的答案都对了.然后那老师问,3只小鸟在树上.如果一只被杀了,剩下多少只?
jane答"一只"
"你错了"那个有钱女人喊着,"他们全部都跑了"
"你认为一只死了的小鸟会飞吗?"jane说
客人门都开始笑了,那个有钱女人脸红了.