英语的……速度是讲什么好，并不是时间，这个就不解释的了

英语的……速度
是讲什么好，并不是时间，这个就不解释的了

Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road.A woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other,the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies,"WITCH(女巫)!" They each continue on their way,and as the man rounds the next corner,he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.If only men would listen.
猪还是女巫
一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车,一个女人相向驾车而来.他们相遇时,那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪!”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫!”他们继续前行.这个男的在下一个路口转弯时,撞上了路中间的一头猪.要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了.
A Mistake
An American,a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident.They arrived at the gates of heaven,where a flustered St.Peter explained that there had been a mistake."Give me $500 each," he said,"and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American.Instantly,he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American,"the Scot was haggling price,and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
搞错了
一位美国人,一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生.他们到达天堂的门口.在那里,醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了.“每人给我五百美元,”他说,“我将把你们送回人间,就象什么都没有发生过一样.”
“成交!”美国人说.立刻,他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近.
“其他人在哪儿?”一名医生问道.
“我离开之前,”那名美国人说,“我看见英格兰人正在砍价,而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱.”