英语翻译My wife and I decided to take a weekend trip to Kenting.

英语翻译
My wife and I decided to take a weekend trip to Kenting.The day before our vacation,we went on a shopping spree to buy new clothes and supplies.We splurged and ended up spending more than the entire trip cost!My wife bought the most expensive swimsuit in the department store.I got a pair of designer sunglasses.We bought new,matching suitcases.
The morning after,we packed our bags,made sure the lights were off and locked up the house.
The weather was sunny and beautiful in Kenting,and our hotel suite was perfect.That first day,we hit the beach,swam,drank and danced.We had the time of our lives.When we got back to our room,however,our dream vacation ended.
Someone had broken into our room.They stole everything:our nice suitcases,our brand-new clothes,my wallet and her purse.The only things the thieves hadn't taken were my razor and our two toothbrushes!
My wife and I were heartbroken.We searched the room,hoping to find something,anything,of ours.Under the bed,we found our camera.This cheered us up a bit.We were determined to make the best of a bad situation and enjoy the rest of our vacation.After all,the crooks had forgotten our camera.And we could at least brush our teeth that night and in the morning.
The next day,we woke up and ordered a big breakfast in bed.After eating and washing up,we went paragliding,snorkeling and swimming.By night,we had forgotten about the thieves.We took lots of pictures with our camera.
"Don't use up the whole roll of film!" my wife warned.
I looked at the camera counter and saw that we had only five shots left."That's strange," I said."I thought we put a new roll of film in the camera before we left."
When we got back to Taipei,we took the film to be developed.Looking at the photos,we relived all the excitement of our vacation.Then my wife stared more closely at four of the snapshots.They were of our hotel bathroom.
"Did you take these?" she asked.
"No," I answered."Why would I want photos of the toilet?"
We examined the pictures more closely.The first one showed the hotel bathroom's toilet.The second was of the inside of the toilet.When we looked closer,we could see our two toothbrushes in the toilet bowl.The third photo was taken after someone — the thieves — had "taken care of business." Our toothbrushes lay in the middle of the mess.
The last picture showed our toothbrushes right back on the bathroom sink — where we picked them up that night and used them to brush our teeth for the next two days and nights.

我的妻子和我决定采取一个周末前往垦丁.前一天我们放假,我们去一个购物狂热地购买新衣服和用品.我们买了,最后花费超过整个行程费用!我的妻子买了最昂贵的泳衣,在该百货公司.我得到对设计师墨镜.我们买了新的,配套皮箱.
上午后,我们的包装袋,作出了肯定的灯都被关闭并锁了家门.
天气晴好,在垦丁,而我们的酒店套房已经很完美了.这第一天,我们意外发现海滩上,在惊涛骇浪中,喝酒跳舞.我们的时候,我们的生活.当我们回来后给我们的房间,但是,我们的梦想假期结束.
当时有人闯入我们的房间.他们偷走了一切：我们的尼斯皮箱,我们崭新的衣裤,我的钱包和她的钱包.唯一的东西,窃贼并没有被我的剔须刀和我们的两个牙刷!
我的妻子和我伤心.我们搜查了房间,希望能找到东西,什么问题,我们的.床底下,我们发现我们的相机.这欢呼,支持我们了一个位.我们决心尽最大的一个坏的情况,并享有休息,我们的长假.毕竟,窃贼已忘记自己的相机.我们至少可以在刷牙齿那天晚上,并在上午举行.
第二天,我们醒来时,并下令一个很大的早餐在床上.经过饮食及洗了,我们到滑翔伞,浮潜和游泳.晚上,我们忘记了对窃贼.我们采取了很多图片与我们的摄像机.
"不要用整卷的电影" !我的妻子发出警告.
我看着相机柜台看到,我们只有5枪离去."这很奇怪,"我说."我认为我们提出一个新的轧辊的电影,在镜头前,我们离开" .
当我们回来后,以台北,我们接受了他的电影,以获得发展.看这些照片,我们relived所有的兴奋,我们的假期.然后我的妻子盯着更加紧密地在四个快照.他们都是我们的酒店浴室.
"你有没有考虑到这些" 她问.
"不,"我回答."为什么我要的照片上厕所"
我们研究的图片更加紧密.一是表明该饭店浴室的卫生间.二是内部厕所.当我们看清楚,我们可以看到,我们两国在牙刷如厕.第三照片是经过有人-小偷- "照顾生意".我们的牙刷卧在中东的烂摊子.
最新图片显示,我们的牙刷权重上厕所水槽-那里我们选择了他们,这天晚上,并用此来刷牙齿,为今后两天两夜.