灵鹊做题网请大家帮忙翻译个英语笑话~~~
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请大家帮忙翻译个英语笑话~~~
谢谢大家帮我回答问题~~~首先~~~最要注意的一点是没有语法错误~~~3Q!然后就是词组不要太陌生的~~~尽量翻译的让偶容易背哈~~~谢谢大家了!
这个笑话是这样的：
一天夜里,有个精神病患者从医院逃了出来,他拿着一把手枪在街上行走.
突然,他抓住一个过路的年轻人,用枪指着他的头说：“一加一等于几?”
年轻人吓坏了,思考了很久后害怕地回答：“等于2”
那个精神病患者毫不犹豫地开枪杀了年轻人!
然后把枪放到怀里,冷冷地说了一句：你知道的太多了……
就是这样一个笑话~~~请各位高手仔细斟酌语法~~~最好是不要出错~~~因为英语课的演讲要用的~~~3Q啦!
另外~~~请大家帮帮小弟~~~尽快翻译~~~我9月26号就要把这个笑话背出来~~~
28号上课我就要讲了~~~尽量设计的容易背一点哈~~~
谢谢大家了的说!
谢谢大家帮我回答问题~~~首先~~~最要注意的一点是没有语法错误~~~3Q!然后就是词组不要太陌生的~~~尽量翻译的让偶容易背哈~~~谢谢大家了!
这个笑话是这样的：
一天夜里,有个精神病患者从医院逃了出来,他拿着一把手枪在街上行走.
突然,他抓住一个过路的年轻人,用枪指着他的头说：“一加一等于几?”
年轻人吓坏了,思考了很久后害怕地回答：“等于2”
那个精神病患者毫不犹豫地开枪杀了年轻人!
然后把枪放到怀里,冷冷地说了一句：你知道的太多了……
就是这样一个笑话~~~请各位高手仔细斟酌语法~~~最好是不要出错~~~因为英语课的演讲要用的~~~3Q啦!
另外~~~请大家帮帮小弟~~~尽快翻译~~~我9月26号就要把这个笑话背出来~~~
28号上课我就要讲了~~~尽量设计的容易背一点哈~~~
谢谢大家了的说!
One night, a psychotic escaped from the hospital, he took a pistol to walk in the street.
Suddenly, he seized by a young gun, his head to say: "one plus one equals?"
Young people think a frightened and said: "after fear is 2."
The mental patient hesitation shoot young!
Then gun in the bosom, coldly say: you know too much...
Is this a joke ~ ~ ~ please everybody carefully grammar is not the best ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ because mistakes in English speech to the 3Q ~ ~ ~!
Another ~ ~ ~ please help younger ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I as soon as possible translation on September 26th to put this joke back out ~ ~ ~
28 I will speak the class as the ~ ~ ~ ~ to design a ha ~ ~ ~ back
Thank everybody!
Suddenly, he seized by a young gun, his head to say: "one plus one equals?"
Young people think a frightened and said: "after fear is 2."
The mental patient hesitation shoot young!
Then gun in the bosom, coldly say: you know too much...
Is this a joke ~ ~ ~ please everybody carefully grammar is not the best ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ because mistakes in English speech to the 3Q ~ ~ ~!
Another ~ ~ ~ please help younger ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I as soon as possible translation on September 26th to put this joke back out ~ ~ ~
28 I will speak the class as the ~ ~ ~ ~ to design a ha ~ ~ ~ back
Thank everybody!