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英语翻译Poisonous snakesA father and son snake are out for a nic

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英语翻译
Poisonous snakes
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.The son asks,"Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly,"Yes son,we are rattler snakes!Why do you ask son?" "Because DAD,I just bit my tongue!"
The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well,gosh," was the reply,"You are not coming empty-handed,are you?"
Shave head
Recently,a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut."Eight dollars," I answered."And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said,settling into the barber chair."Shave my head."
英语翻译Poisonous snakesA father and son snake are out for a nic
毒蛇
一对父子,蛇,是为一尼斯下午slither .儿子问,“爸爸,我们是毒蛇” 父亲自豪地回答,“是儿子,我们rattler蛇!为什么你问儿子” “因为爸爸,我只是有点我的舌头!”
平均人的党
臭名昭著廉价滑冰终于决定有一个党.解释给朋友如何找到他的公寓,他说:“拿出来5米和响门铃,与您的肘部,当敞开大门,把您的脚” .
“为什么要用我的肘和脚”
“好,gosh ,”是的答复,“你是不是两手空空,你”
剃头
最近,一名男子走进我的理发店要求多少为冲销.“八美元,”我回答.“一个剃” “ 5美元” .“所有的权利,”他说,解决到理发主持会议.“剃我的头” .