英语幽默三人duihuazhongpian

FirstFlight　　Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywh

Intherestaurant.W:WhatcanIdoforyou,sir?C:BeijingRoastDuck,TomatoandEggSoup.That'sall.W:Amoment.W:You

humor['hju:mə]n.幽默,诙谐；心情vt.迎合,迁就；顺应

Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthath

Peterjoinedthearmywhenhewaseighteen,andforseveralmonthshewastaughthowtobeagoodsoldier.Hedidquitewell

ackground:AandCarestuyinginChina.A:Hi,iamA,iamfromJapan.whereareyoutwofrom?B:IamB,icomefromChina,and

mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the

英Inchildhooddaddythefishdiscussesthematterwhichforthefishstarvedfrequently.Listens,fishfishtwowithte

Talkingclock会说话的钟Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden."

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Difference"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygradu

IWillForgetitDavid:Haveyouforgottenthatyouowemefiftydollars?Smith:No,notyet.Iwill我会忘记的大卫：你忘了欠我50美元了吧

Iteachcomputercourses,andmystudentsoftencallmeathomewithquestions.OnemorningIwasonthephone,explainin

LifeNeedsHumorWhenwearechattingwithourfriendshappily,suddenlyifwearetalkingabouttheawkwardtopic,wene

英文幽默哲理小故事：　　父子二人经过五星级饭店门口,看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车.　　儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人,肚子里一定没有学问!」　　父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人,口袋里一定没有

grandson:Whatarethebirdsdoinginthetree?grandfather:Theyaresittingthere.grandson:ButIcan'tseetheircha

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AnotherFortyYearstoLiveCindywasfromtherichestneighborhoodintown.Oneday,shehadaheartattackandwastaken

佛说,与你无缘的人,你与他说话再多也是废话与你有缘的人,你的存在就能惊醒他所有的感觉.佛还说了,男人要有钱,跟谁都有缘!

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