英语小幽默

Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.

OldMr.Blacklovedshootingbears,buthiseyeswerenotgoodanymore.Severaltimeshenearlyshotpeopleinsteadofbe

记得有次我妈带我逛街,结果把我给逛丢了,回到家我哭着问“妈,我是你亲生的吗”我妈沉默了一会说“不是”“那我到底是哪来的”“其实你是充话费送的”“50还是100””20”“移动还是联通”“小灵通”听完我

请参考JUSTTHEFACTSJamesCanton,CEOofTheModernNorthernElectricalCorporation,refusedaseventy-eightpercentp

SoonerorlaterA:Howmanythingsdidyousteal?你偷了多少东西?B:Moreandmore.越来越多.A：Wheredidyoustealthem?你从哪里偷的?B:H

Intherestaurant.W:WhatcanIdoforyou,sir?C:BeijingRoastDuck,TomatoandEggSoup.That'sall.W:Amoment.W:You

NewDiscoveryAhillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolder

NewDiscoveryAhillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolder

TeacherandStudentLandonhadmadeanunsuccessfulattemptattherecitation,andthedoctor,somewhatnettled,said

PlagiarismAfriendofminewhoteachsEuropeanhistoryatWashingtonUniversityinSt.Louistellaboutthetimehespo

赛才英语论坛里有挺多的英语脑筋急转弯你能猜出几个1.Whatwillyoubreakonceyousayit?(什么东西一说出来就打破?)　Silence.(沉默)　　2.Willliarsbehon

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

英Inchildhooddaddythefishdiscussesthematterwhichforthefishstarvedfrequently.Listens,fishfishtwowithte

Difference"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygradu

ACleverPandaAlittlepandapicksupapumpkinandwantstotakeithome.Butthepumpkinistoobig.Thepandacan’ttakei

你可以买《妙语短篇》（一系列书）,里面的故事都挺幽默、简单.

IWillForgetitDavid:Haveyouforgottenthatyouowemefiftydollars?Smith:No,notyet.Iwill我会忘记的大卫：你忘了欠我50美元了吧

Iteachcomputercourses,andmystudentsoftencallmeathomewithquestions.OnemorningIwasonthephone,explainin

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

一位台湾人到美国旅行!他在那儿看车祸发生,他就热心去报警,但又不会英语!结果他这样说：Onecarcome,onecargo!Twocarnostop,bingbangbingbang!Please,