英文小笑话

noidea.knockknock?letmecheck---knock,knock笑话是指用谐音的单词做一个句子,给一个例子,就明白了：（knock,knock）Whoisit?（Will.）（Wi

某生爱写错别字,老把歇写成喝.他有篇日记写道“班长指挥我们抬大粪,大伙干得很起劲,谁都不敢喝一喝.后来我们实在有些累,就背着班长偷偷喝了喝”田野茶社（11）——真实的错别字笑话文/梧桐叶翠在生活中错别

我查了英汉词典的,是：Jokesmallstory

Now,IwilltellyoutwoEnglishjokes.

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

1+1=101对10说:"哥们,你都吃起鸡蛋了!8对3说:"哥们,你都开始整容了啊!2对7说:"哥们,你怎么能不穿鞋呢?9对6说:"哥们,你怎么老练倒立呢?7对2说:"哥们,你怎么老了呢?弯着腰!11

1、HowmuchEnglishcanyouspeak?"YourHonor,Iwanttobringtoyourattentionhowunfairitisformyclienttobeaccuse

只有10篇sorry　　Myfamily　　Ilovemyfamily,becauseIhaveahappyfamily.MyfatherisanEnglishteacher.HisnameisJac

joke

AtigercaughtaDeer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿Thetigerplanstoeatthedeer,sothedeerscreamed:"youcan'teatme"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大

1.VirtueManyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonas

ABigsurpriseVisitor:Isthisahealthyplacetolivein?Localyokel:Yes,sir.WhenIarrivedhere,Icouldn'twalkore

afewdayslaterIheardthatyouwanttohaveeggs,thattrue?ThatIwishyoulayeggs(Christmas)Happy!Inafewdaysyouh

sperm:"O,shit!"再问：给个中文再答：给你发了站内信息了

WhenJackbowedtosomeone,healwaysdiditatlighteningspeed.Youshouldn'twaitanylongerafterhehashadhisheadn

HelenHelenwasthemostbeautifulwomanoftheworld．Shewasaninfamouslady．ShelightedtheflamesoftheTrojanwara

解题思路：见解答过程解题过程：母鸡的腿hen’slegsSon:Whyarehen’slegssoshort?Dad:You’reafool.Ifthehen&rs

AtravellerwhoisfromtheJapanwasonthewaytotheairportbytaxiwhenhesawacarpassingby.Hesaid,"oh，TOKOTA！Mad

这次多给几个Englis:SuchaLongDogOncetherewasablind.Onedaywhenhewaswalking,hesteppedtheheadofthedogwhowassle

小明新理了发,第二天来到学校,同学们看到他的新发型,笑道:小明,你的头型好像个风筝哦!小明觉得很委屈,就跑到外面哭.哭着哭着.他就飞起来了.　　1.小明被人从13楼扔下去..为什么没事..?　　因为小