英文小故事或者笑话 theres a hole in my pocket

故事发生在一个酒吧里.某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道：“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?”“是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?”男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……”“

儿童笑话大全爆笑,儿童笑话大全爆笑　　一夜长这么大　　有一个读书人教儿子认“一”字,不一会儿,那男孩就记住了.第二天,那人擦桌子时,随手用抹布在桌面上画了一横,想考一考儿子还认不认识“一”字,那男孩一

新老师TheNewTeacherGeorgecomesfromschoolonthefirstofSeptember."George,howdidyoulikeyournewteacher?"aske

我查了英汉词典的,是：Jokesmallstory

TheNewTeacherGeorgecomesfromschoolonthefirstofSeptember."George,howdidyoulikeyournewteacher?"askedhi

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

请采纳我的问题　1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平.到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧.”　　　　

甲：为了节约用水,我决定以后用沙子浴洗澡……乙：为了节约用水,我以后再也不请你吃饭了……甲：为什么……乙：让你省下口水,解渴时候再用……

Onedayithappenedthatthefatherwasgoingtothefair,andheaskedhistwostepdaughterswhatheshouldbringbackfor

第1则汤姆的生日Tom’sBirthdayItwasTom’sbirthday,andhewasfiveyearsold.Hegotquitealotofnicebirthdaypresentsfro

AGirlJustLikeMotherNomatterwhichgirlhebroughthome,theyoungmanfounddisapprovalfromhismother．Afriendga

WomanincrisisSarahsighedassheenteredthekitchen.Shehadalmost(butnotquite)forgottenthatshestillhadthew

英语短笑话:荒唐的信Twopsychiatristswereataconvention.“Whatwasyourmostdifficultcase?”oneaskedtheother.“OnceIha

这是百度的……      这样子,应该ok……附加的比较好Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.As

mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the

Teacher:Whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-Goslow".老

WhenJackbowedtosomeone,healwaysdiditatlighteningspeed.Youshouldn'twaitanylongerafterhehashadhisheadn

HelenHelenwasthemostbeautifulwomanoftheworld．Shewasaninfamouslady．ShelightedtheflamesoftheTrojanwara

Mr.Smith:Waiter,there'sadeadflyinmysoup.Waiter:Yes,sir,Iknow---it'stheheatthatkillsit.史密斯先生：服务员,我的汤里

楼主有新概念英语么!上面全是英文故事笑话,连带中文翻译和问题.非常满足你的需求