搞笑四人英语情景对话

Tom.Hey,Jeanne,whenyougraduate,youwanttobeengagedinanyoccupation?Jeanne.Oh,Iwanttobeadoctor,becauseI

“I'msorry,Madam,butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”“Twentydollars!Why,Iu

警察和一个被发现超速的司机的对话.警察发现一个司机超速,把他叫到一边,准备给他罚单.机警的司机知道法律是讲究证据的,他不慌不忙,一步一步地把自己的有罪变无罪.好笑,也精彩.heSpeedingTick

1.Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFrance,Idroveontothenexttown

这个很简单.您去看几集“生活大爆炸”,绝对有收获,这电视剧每分每秒都有笑点

KeyLost(Henryisleaningonthecar,facingtheotherside,whileVickywalkstowardshim)Vicky:Hey,isthatHenry?Wh

Willpower意志力Mike(M)Danny(C),Tommy(T)---classmates地点:Scene----inthecollegedorm大学宿舍Dannyisplayingacomp

Thechickenwiththreelegs旁白：Oneday,adriverdriveshiscartoavillage.Hedrivesveryfast,butheseeachickenover

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

A:Tellmealittlebitaboutyourself.请介绍一下你自己.B:MynameisDavidandIliveinShanghai,Iwasbornin1980.Mymajorwas

顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!Diner:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!Waiter:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot

Ishedying?Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy

初中的时候有个奇葩男同学跟一个女的坐同桌,他上课在桌子下面玩文曲星.那个女的也趴桌子上看他玩,结果被班主任在后门看见了.下课以后把他俩叫去办公室问,你俩在干嘛?那奇葩居然说：“我裤子的拉链坏了,我在修

A:Iwanttobuysomefruits,doyoulikeapples,B?B:Yes,Ido.A:Doyoulikeapples,C?C:Yes,Ido.ButIlikebananasbest

以下四人名用ABCD表示A:Nowadaystheweatheristoodry.B:Yes,Iamgonnabeburnt.C:Maybetherewillbeafirearoundinsuchba

A:Hello,B.Longtimenosee.Howareyou?B.长时间不见了.你怎么样?B:Iamfine,thankyou,andyou?我很好,你呢?A:Iamfine,too.我也很好.

Amanaskedforamealinarestaurant.Thewaiterbroughtthefoodandputitonthetable.Afteramoment,themancalledth

Y:Excuseme,isthisyourbook?X:Thankyousomuch.Y:Youarewelcome.Areyounewadmits?X:yes.Wejustcametoregiste

--朝搞笑英语对话一个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的：前台小姐：“Hello.”老外：“Hi.”前台小姐：“Youhavewhatthing?”老外：“Canyousp

onlyhaveashortone,sorryCostumer:Excuseme,doyouworkhere?Sales:Sure.CanIhelpyou?C:Iamlookingforshampoo